by Jay Maeder, NY Daily News 7/12/98
Copyright 1998 Daily News, L.P.
"When Homer first lost his sight, he used to see visions of beautiful
buildings, always in red. He would describe them to me and I would try to paint
them just as he directed. Someday, when Homer regains his sight, I will show the
paintings to him." - Langley Collyer
THE GHOST man of Harlem came out of his spooky old house only very late at
night, and the neighbors would see him foraging for rags and junk and scraps of
meat in the moonlight.
The old hoodoo had lived in the moldering, four-story
mansion at Fifth Ave. and 128th St. without telephone or electricity or gas
since 1909, and the place was full of rats and pianos and newspapers piled to
the ceilings, and the windows were boarded up and the doors were wired shut and
the yard was heaped high with bedsprings and broken furniture and old stoves.
Some said the Ghost Man was the richest man in New York City.
Already a Harlem legend for decades, the ancient scarecrow Langley Collyer
came to larger public attention in 1942, when he stopped making mortgage
payments and the Bowery Savings Bank people pounded on his door for weeks. When
he finally emerged from the funereal dust, he proved to be a courtly old
gentleman, descended from aristocrats who had lived in the Hudson Valley for 300
years; he had a Columbia education; he had once taught Sunday school at Trinity
Church downtown; his father had been a Bellevue physician. During the William
Howard Taft administration, he and his brother Homer had moved from Murray Hill
to Harlem and shut themselves off from the rest of the world. Why? Langley
Collyer politely deemed this the brothers' own business, no one else's. "We
don't want to be bothered."
Homer was blind and crippled now, and Langley fed him, washed him, read aloud
to him from the classics, played him sonatas. Yes, he said, it was true he kept
10 grand pianos: "They all have such different tonal effects." Yes, there were
mountains of newspapers, too: "So that when Homer regains his sight he can catch
up on the news." No, Homer did not require medical attention: "We are the sons
of a doctor. We have a medical library of 15,000 books. Homer eats 100 oranges a
week."
And no, they didn't need Con Edison, because they had an old Model T Ford in
the house: "I make my own electricity." No, they didn't need a phone: "There is
no one I particularly care to talk to." And yes, the doors and windows were all
barricaded: "To keep thieves out. I have put boxes all over the house, so that
if thieves break in they will trip in the darkness and I will hear them."
The mortgage had slipped his mind, he said; he would attend to it at once.
And, refusing to spend a nickel on carfare, he walked from 128th St. to Park Row
to meet with a lawyer.
BUT BOWERY SAVINGS did not get paid, and Langley Collyer holed up again and
letters collected unfetched on the stoop, and finally the bank began eviction
proceedings and sent over a work crew with a court order to clean up the yard.
From an upper window the old hermit screamed down at the shovelers. You can't
take that! You have no right! That's my property! Leave that alone! Cops smashed
through the front door, through the wire netting behind it, through the boxes
and barrels and crates stacked upon one another in the foyer; beyond that were
endless rolling hills of neck-deep rubble, and the cops gingerly climbed their
way across the room until they found Langley Collyer huddled in a clearing he
had fashioned in the belly of his fortress.
Silently, he wrote a check for $ 6,700, paying off the mortgage in full.
Then he ordered everyone off his premises and closed the door on the world
again.
And little more was heard of the Collyer brothers until Saturday the 22nd of
March 1947. ONE COLLYER DEAD, the headlines said. SECOND HUNTED IN 5TH AVE.
PALACE OF JUNK.
AN ANONYMOUS phone call had brought the Fire Department rushing to the gloomy
old manse. There was no getting in through the front door; firemen went up
ladders to the upstairs windows and chopped through solid walls of baby
carriages and plaster statues and garden baskets and Christmas trees and picture
frames and chandeliers and bundles of sheet music and dressmakers' dummies and
everywhere, everywhere, the stacks of newspapers, every issue of every New York
paper since 1918, waiting for the day when Homer Collyer would see again.
The whole place was an impossible maze of warrens and nests and tunnels. Deep
inside one of them crouched on his haunches, head on his knees, hair and beard
flowing to the floor was Homer Collyer, cold and still. Of Langley there was no
sign. It was surmised that he was somewhere in the house, hiding.
But everything was booby-trapped. The tunnels were full of trip wires that
would bring debris showering down on any intruder. Workers had to cut through
the roof and lift out hundreds of tons of junk, floor by floor, before they
could even begin to dig for the missing man. They found the 10 grand pianos.
They found the Model T Ford. After 18 days they found Langley Collyer, dead for
weeks. A rat as big as a rabbit was gnawing at his feet when the flashlights
finally landed on him, 10 feet from where Homer had died.
It appeared that he had been delivering dinner to his brother when he
triggered one of his own tunnel traps and suffocated. Surely the helpless Homer
had heard the great crash and understood what it meant. There was no hope he
could have reached a window to cry for help. Slowly, he had starved to death.
Crowds massed daily outside the eerie house as workers continued to pick
through it. At one point a black cat appeared on the stoop, and hundreds of
spectators fled shrieking.